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sadyanovels:

I love when people are like “careful that cat is MEAN” and then it walks right over to me and starts purring it makes me feel Powerful

washing2000lbs:

You don’t fuck with the nerd squad. *ben cracks his knuckles but hurts them doing it* *doug confusedly strikes a gang sign* *arvo starts rapping in russian*

loki-waywardson:

ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
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THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG

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LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
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BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
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YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
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OR WOLVES
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NO
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THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
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Creepy Short Story: Please Come Home

beamanjinxflinger:

killemjaneym:

sixpenceee:

I used to write a lot but with college and all I don’t have the time anymore.

But I took some time out and wrote this. I hope you guys like it.

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holy hell that plot twist. this story fucked me up. I never knew you were such a talented writer sixpenceee

This had my heart beating from start to finish